How to speak Texan…?

Posted in Uncategorized on December 8, 2008 by paxtaru

So I came across this little book that’s titled “How to Speak Texan”.  Having lived in the lovely town of Austin, TX for the past 10+ years, obviously that intrigues me.  As I flip through the pages, one of the inserts goes:

“You don’t want people to call you – Ugly as a mud fence;  you want people to call you – Cute as a possum”

…. HUH?

I remember my first encounter with a possum, and in my opinion, it’s not cute at all.  They look like raggity gigantor rats!  Don’t believe me?  Look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Possum.jpg

People always say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.  I think in this case the beholder is mama possum…

TF2 – Snpier

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on December 2, 2008 by paxtaru

Another TF2 pengu.  Enjoy :)

Photographer’s Gripe

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on November 12, 2008 by paxtaru

I take pics.  I’m not a professional but I’ve worked with some professional people.  It’s always fun to gripe about professionals not doing their job properly…  Glad I’m not a professional photographer!

PENGU says:
the pic I sent you in email…
view count keeps climbing!

A_FRIEND says:
jajajaja

PENGU says:
I wonder why

A_FRIEND says:
nice

PENGU says:
seriously though that model had bad skin…

A_FRIEND says:
the awesome photo skills
jajajajaj
facial?

PENGU says:
everywhere..
face had bumps
i.e not enough sleep

A_FRIEND says:
ahhh
face bumps = not enough sleep?

PENGU says:
usually
I guess
not sure
or just plain bad skin

A_FRIEND says:
jajaja

PENGU says:
and she had spots on her arms (i.e. been out under the sun too much)
and her legs were dry (had dry vein marks)

A_FRIEND says:
good lord
man, you take notes? jajaj

PENGU says:
nothing escapes the camera
I remember things that I spend time fixing
I was griping too

A_FRIEND says:
jajajaja
youre awesome PENGU

PENGU says:
I got the lighting and color balance to look alright with a lot of tweaks
then I enlarge to 100%
and I went
W*()%$*()!@#&*%*($#U%*$#

A_FRIEND says:
jajajajajajajajjaa

PENGU says:
then spent 45min in photoshop

A_FRIEND says:
jajaja

PENGU says:
D:

A_FRIEND says:
god tiumes, eh?

PENGU says:
I guess
I mean

A_FRIEND says:
jajaja

PENGU says:
she’s a model…
taking care of her apperances = her job

A_FRIEND says:
yeah…have some self respect, right? ajja

PENGU says:
yar
sleep plenty…
put on lotions…
sunscreens…
etc.
I wouldn’t mind putting them on her
but that’s beside the point

A_FRIEND says:
jajajjaa
you crack me up man…you need to blog more…all this stuff..jaja

PENGU says:
lol
I’ll copy this on to the pengu blog

Pengu badge

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on September 23, 2008 by paxtaru

I saw a bunch of 3D badges online, couldn’t resist making myself one…

More Team Fortress 2 Goodness

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on August 27, 2008 by paxtaru

Soldier pengu!

Gotta kick the bad habits…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on August 25, 2008 by paxtaru

I keep telling my mom not to do this but I do this a lot myself.  I kinda tell on others and I spread things others tell me about.  I’ll keep working on this though… hopefully one day I’d learn to keep things to myself :)

RIP Isaac Hayes – aka Chef in South Park series

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on August 11, 2008 by paxtaru

Sad sad day…  Isaac Hayes passed away this weekend.  I loved his music and his role in South Park.

Olympics wheee

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on August 7, 2008 by paxtaru

Introducing… COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT PENGU.

bubblewraps

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on July 29, 2008 by paxtaru

Who doesn’t like popping them?

Metal Gear Solid 4 is awesome.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on July 23, 2008 by paxtaru
Pengu Snake

Pengu Snake

Sneaking around, cutting throats, shooting hot chicks with syringes (!?)… Gotta love it.